of the Sun and Moon

Yeah , well its those things above me aint it ?
Ive thought long and hard about this , and there's only 1 thing that fits all the facts so must be true .
Basically , the sun is the adult , moons are the pups .
This idea doesnt quite fit the facts , but lets face it , why dont they just fall down on our heads ????
Anyway , Each moon is a pup, and we see one pup per night for some reason . This must be a sequential view as we start with the runt [moon] and it goes to the biggest - the moon gets brighter each day and then goes down to the runt again , and then restarts . Presumably the pups move away to their own territory afterwards as you never see 2 suns together
Now and again , mum passes away , then we see her fading in daytime and a new boss reemerging later . Humans call this an eclipse.
Sorted :D

Bacon - the questions ...

This is a very strange food . there was an news item on the telly the other day showing why bacon proves the existence of God . I wasnt listening much and for some reason the Boss was laughing at it .
Anyhow :
Firstly , the smell !!!!! It could resurrect a dog that had died a week ago whilst cooking [ thats burning the food if any pups are reading this] .
Then they eat it - so far so good. But they save the BEST bits for ME !!! It seems no matter what Ive done , they still dont eat those bits . It must be a penance or something ????? And then , they let me lick the plate - the water on that is sooooo much better than from my dish - or even from the pond or puddles . Magic ..