Friday, 1 February 2013

of the Sun and Moon

Yeah , well its those things above me aint it ?
Ive thought long and hard about this , and there's only 1 thing that fits all the facts so must be true .
Basically , the sun is the adult , moons are the pups .
This idea doesnt quite fit the facts , but lets face it , why dont they just fall down on our heads ????
Anyway , Each moon is a pup, and we see one pup per night for some reason . This must be a sequential view as we start with the runt [moon] and it goes to the biggest - the moon gets brighter each day and then goes down to the runt again , and then restarts . Presumably the pups move away to their own territory afterwards as you never see 2 suns together
Now and again , mum passes away , then we see her fading in daytime and a new boss reemerging later . Humans call this an eclipse.
Sorted :D


Thursday, 17 January 2013

Bacon - the questions ...

This is a very strange food . there was an news item on the telly the other day showing why bacon proves the existence of God . I wasnt listening much and for some reason the Boss was laughing at it .
Anyhow :
Firstly , the smell !!!!! It could resurrect a dog that had died a week ago whilst cooking [ thats burning the food if any pups are reading this] .
Then they eat it - so far so good. But they save the BEST bits for ME !!! It seems no matter what Ive done , they still dont eat those bits . It must be a penance or something ????? And then , they let me lick the plate - the water on that is sooooo much better than from my dish - or even from the pond or puddles . Magic ..

Friday, 12 October 2012

After the hunt ..

After the hunt I mentioned about a week ago [ harvest time]  , this is the result . .... A desert !!!!!! No rabbits , mice or anything else that could give a good scent trail . And people talk about sustainability ...
Will it ever recover ??? Who knows .. such a shame

Saturday, 22 September 2012

Well even a Prof can party !

A few pics of a party [well it started just as a hunt, but..]  we had yesterday . There were about 10 doggies plus bosses of about 5 packs ... and yes, we enjoyed :D 





Thursday, 20 September 2012

Etymologically speaking

The shower Room . Why ?
Because it rains in here ! 
Simples , sorted :D 

Sunday, 16 September 2012

The living room window

I have 2 views from this room . One is the patio door which is frankly great and I spend some time watching for cats and other friends to go by . Sometimes successfully , sometimes not so good .
Cats are good , I tell the bosses theres some fun outdoors , and it gets the message pretty sharpish :D.
Then there is the other window [ above] . Boss seems to like this , gawd knows why , normally its just changing patterns , but sometimes , JUST sometimes this happens , and new friends come into the lair .
They dont stay for long normally . They ignore my shouts, and then just dissappear ! Yes , wierd or what ?
Ive followed them as they move to the left or right . Nothing. 
Ive checked behind the box beneath . nothing .
Ive looked out of windows to see where they go . Nothing .
Bosses just laugh when I investigate . Dont they know Im doing it for them ... what might happen if they enter the lair while we are all asleep !!!! [ with the shrine unattended for instance ? ].

Anyway , I cant do anything about the intruders , but did sort out whats happening . There is a tube coming out of the window [ its small , but maybe thats why these intruders are small ???] and it goes to the wall near the high window [ left on pic] , so they must  enter by there , find they cant get into the lair [ this window is never open] , and leave again . 
PP 

Thursday, 13 September 2012

The mystery Explained

This is seriously strange thing in our nest . They put food bits into it after most feeds . It then produces really nice smells for several hours , and when it opens.... WOW , a great warm smell with hints of food from the last few days . 
Ive studied this since i got adopted by my pack , running whenever it opens to get a good smell while its fresh . 
I used to think it was the nest's air freshener [ and it certainly works that way] , but its a bit big really for that.  I know think its the god summoner .
The reasons ?
1. Its next to the altar [ almost- you can see it just to the left on the pic], so proximity must play a part . The hole between the 2 is a mystery , of course as it just contains bottles and the odd vegetable - but must play a part somehow [ but that's for another days thinking]
2. They normally put food into it . I sometimes am allowed to clean stuff before they load it, but maybe its the thought/smell of food so doesnt need much. So offering food and asking for more is kinda obvious when you think about it?
3. The smell of hot food mixed with water? Well , how else are you going to get God's attention to ask him for yet ANOTHER favour ? Our hunt's are very rarely successful so we need food . In fact Im about the only one who tries to get food on a hunt - though sometimes the boss picks bits off trees to eat.

Anyway , another nest mystery .... SORTED ! 
PP